April 20, 2002

Don'ts

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
--Gildor Inglorion

"Do not seek counsel from the elves, for they will say both no and yes."
--Frodo Baggins

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of hamsters. Just don't. It's not worth it."
-- Ailbhe on #afp

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."
-- Bruce Graham

"Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are quick to anger and have no need for subtlety."

Posted by DeLong at April 20, 2002 07:14 PM | TrackBack

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Who said "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons..."?

Posted by: Charlotte on May 8, 2003 03:55 PM
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