June 21, 2002

Our Occasional Peak Into the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

Ann Marie, reading the newspaper, laughs hysterically. "What is it?" I say. "It's really funny," she says. "Kelly Preston--Do you know who Kelly Preston is?" "No." "Baammpp. Go back into your cave. Retract your head, you moray eel. Go back into your cave, you." It's true that I don't know as much about modern Hollywood people as I should. But that is quickly remedied: <googles>. "Kelly Preston... married to John Travolta... did some not very money-making movies, had a relationship and a pet pig with George Clooney... engaged to Charlie Sheen before he shot her... a sweetness of character that is highly unusual in the profession... she and her husband, John Travolta... high-profile Scientologists." "OK. The funny thing is a quote, from Redbook, by Kelly Preston: 'John [Travolta] and I play naked stewardess together...' A strange thing to volunteer to Redbook." Clearly, clearly it's no longer my mother's Redbook. But this leaves me with another, more urgent question: what do the Thetans think of "naked stewardess"?

Posted by DeLong at June 21, 2002 10:01 AM

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