October 08, 2003

Truth Is Simply Not on the List of Options, Part LXI

Why does the Bush administration lie about everything? Why is truth not even an option that is ever considered? I mean, for Condi Rice to say over the weekend that the NSC Iraq Stabilization Group had been "devised... together with Dick Cheney... Colin Powell... and Mr Rumsfeld in August" and for Rumsfeld to say today that he had never heard of it is simply weird, in a pathetic way.

FT.com Home US: The Bush administration's shake-up of its policymaking structure for Iraq was over-shadowed on Wednesday by an admission from the White House that Donald Rumsfeld, the defence secretary in charge of reconstruction, had not been consulted. Backtracking on the assurances he made at the beginning of the week that Mr Rumsfeld had been "very involved in this process", Scott McClellan, the White House press secretary, said on Wednesday: "Maybe I should not have characterised it that way."

Mr Rumsfeld told the Financial Times on Tuesday he had not learnt of the Iraq Stabilization Group, a new co-ordinating body headed by Condoleezza Rice, national security adviser, until he received a classified memo from her. Mr Rumsfeld said he had not been briefed beforehand.

Speaking at a press conference on the first day of a gathering of Nato ministers on Wednesday, Mr Rumsfeld said he was not upset with Ms Rice over the handling of the restructuring, but again asserted the memo would not change administration decision-making.

He noted that Paul Bremer, the US-appointed administrator in Iraq, would still report to the Pentagon and sought to play down Ms Rice's initiative. "I'm really quite surprised by all the froo-frah about this memo," he said. "It's a little, short, one-page memo."

Mr Rumsfeld again acknowledged that he had not been brought into the process of forming the new group before it was established. But he said more junior officials at the Pentagon had been told about the reorganisation. "I get three or four memos from the NSC a day," he said.

Ms Rice had told the New York Times over the weekend that she had devised the new group together with Dick Cheney, vice-president, Colin Powell, the secretary of state, and Mr Rumsfeld in August. On Wednesday Mr McClellan said that while Mr Rumsfeld was not consulted prior to issuing the memo, Mr Bremer had been...

Posted by DeLong at October 8, 2003 02:46 PM | TrackBack

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from corrente.blogspot.com:

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Condi's not talking to Rummy, and Rummy's not talking to Condi.

And aWol hasn't called them into his office to straighten it all out. What a farce.

So if the mission was accomplished and everything's lovely, what's this "Iraq Stabilization Group" bauble that Condi is flashing all about, anyhow? PR?

UPDATE: Rummy and Condi share their feelings in this scenario concocted by alert reader MJS:

DOC: Now, Condi, how did that make you feel when Rummy said those things about you...

CONDI: I...I don't know. I try to please him, but...the rules keep changing.

RUMMY: Oh, what a load of...

DOC: Now, Rummy, we agreed to a few ground rules earlier, and one of them was for you to stop swearing whenever you felt threatened. Do you feel threatened now?

RUMMY: No.

CONDI: (sotto voce) Cracker ass cracker...

RUMMY: Did you hear that?

DOC: How did that make you feel, Rummy, when Condi said those things about you?

CONDI: I barely whispered...

RUMMY: I'm old, honey, but I ain't deaf.

DOC: How did that make you feel?

RUMMY: Like hurting her, like I wanted to squish her under my Hummer.

CONDI: Try it flyboy, just try it. I'm Shrubaroo's #1 Kelly Girl and you know it, so just try it, Grandpa!

DOC: Hey, you two...

RUMMY: Take that back, you bony-assed Media Whore!

CONDI: Media Whore! Lick me, you pompous buttfucker!

DOC: I see we're just about out of time here...

RUMMY: Take this, you skanky piece of...

CONDI: (Slap!)

RUMMY: Clear the room! Clear the Room!

(SLAM! CRASH! &*!?%!)

DOC: (in the hall, talking to the door) Same time next week?

# posted by Lambert : 6:00 PM Comments (3)

Posted by: BayMike on October 9, 2003 04:52 AM

because everything they say is a lie, they are telling you the truth when they're lying, this will effectively cause liberal robots to shut down and blow a fuse, I saw it once on Star Trek, Bush is Kirk, Condi is Spock, Rumsfeld is McCoy, Powell is Scotty, Cheney is a super-intelligent nebulous cloud with godlike powers and undisclosed sources of income.

See, now you're confused and blowing up, Spock can raise his eyebrow at Bush, Kirk can say "Dammit Powell I need more power," Rumsfeld hates logic (logic is a little bird that cries 'Kwee Kwee') and so forth, going where no government has gone before (down the drain).

Posted by: bryan on October 9, 2003 05:00 AM
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