March 29, 2004

Canned Fruit Salad

"It's canned fruit salad," Ann Marie says.

"Canned?" I say.

"The oranges were canned. It's been a *long* time since I have eaten canned oranges. I had forgotten that they canned oranges."

We are eating--well, she is eating--fruit salad in O'Hare Airport late on a March afternoon, as we wait stuck for our plane to arrive so that we can then depart. The summer late-afternoon thunderstorms appear to have started very early in Chicago this year.

Californians simply don't eat canned oranges, in any form. It is simply not done, ever.

"I ate them. It is Lent, after all."

"At least it's not fruit cocktail," I say. The pineapple is uncanned, and there are seedless red grapes. Back when I was a child there were only seeded red grapes.

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I lived in Berkeley when the guy who invented fruit salad died, around 1966. Some professor at UC Davis. His obituary ran a full column on the front page of the Examiner, plus one and a half columns on page two.

This reminds one of two things. First, California is one of the world's major bread-baskets. Most importantly, agriculture is *the* information-based industry, as it has been from Anatolia of eight thousand years ago. At that time it sprang from the information exchanges of the earliest settlements, e.g. Jane Jacobs's hypothetical village of Obsidian. Today it thrives based on major intellectual foundations like the University of California.

Posted by: David Lloyd-Jones on March 29, 2004 07:15 AM

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On the other hand, there are some canned foods (soup, tuna fish, stewed tomatoes) that are acceptable. Is there any rational basis for the distinction?

Posted by: Matt on March 29, 2004 07:51 AM

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Sorry, this is Ann's fault. A layover at O'Hare is an opportunity to get a proper Italian beef, a good hot dog, or if you live in a really backwards part of the country like I do a real gyro. A long layover is a chance to get all three. If you order fruit salad you get what you deserve.

Posted by: Ssuma on March 29, 2004 08:18 AM

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Canned organic mandarin oranges, when the real ones are not available at the farmers market, are perfectly acceptable, even in California.

Posted by: flory on March 29, 2004 08:25 AM

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Recently bought citrus fruits, proferred by Del Monte, in glass jars. Seem to be *unprocessed* except for removal of the protective skin and some outer layer fruit skin. This citus medley is as good as I can prepare using fresh market fruits. Placing citrus in steel cans unfavorably alters the taste. Glass packaging is the answer. Mandarin Oranges in steel cans, served at room temperature, are acceptable fare in the off-season.

Posted by: don majors on March 29, 2004 08:55 AM

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Cans are tinned canisters, hence brit "Tin", US "Can", The acid in the fruit reacts with the tin to give the off taste.

Posted by: big al on March 29, 2004 09:29 AM

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californians will soon be eating canned oranges.....once you have paved over the last of your agrcultural lands. Seems to me orange county's main products these days are punk rock bands.

Posted by: haraldb on March 29, 2004 10:51 AM

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Any canned fruit tastes better than any fresh fruit.

Posted by: David on March 29, 2004 11:40 AM

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I guess Californians can't tell canned from fresh. Here in Chicago we know that at O'Hare only in-skin bananas are fresh fruit, Lent is a meager shadow of its former self and fruit salad is only consumed in its natural jelloed state.

Posted by: DDohm on March 29, 2004 07:02 PM

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When I was growing up in the Midwest, canned goods and pull-dates was all there was to eat if you were a grocer, or second cuts of meat if you were a butcher, or day-old bread and dry cheese and maybe a slice of pickle if you ran the deli, or soup de jour from your cafe, or if you were a tradesperson, then lots of pasta with tomato sauce and a pinch of dry cheese.

Fresh fruit? What a concept! This was back in the steam locomotive and Ford TriMotor era.

Hardtack and salt pork, or homecooked beans and redeye gravey is what my father grew up on. Lots of potatoes, sometimes sauerkraut or boiled cabbage or a pickled egg every now and then. In summer, a ripe tomato, eaten warm off the vine, juice dribbling. And sweet corn in the fall.

Canned goods? What a concept!

In my granddad's day, a steak cost $0.50, a cup of coffee a nickel, and the hard roll was free. A plug of chew tobacco used up the rest of your day's wages spent as you made it, hand to mouth.

The only fruit was sugared, jellied and candied, served sliced in a fruit cake on Christmas Eve, stared at, poked over, then set under the napkin.

The ironic thing, at the end of that bygone era, all those folks like me, grown up and thrived in those days, on those lean fixings, a lot of them are still around, not stunted or malnourished, but instead pushing 80 or 90 and clear-headed.

All you kids with your fresh fruit are dying in your 50's, or going senile before you retire, or weigh in at 280 pounds, flat footed and diabetic.
Then you got this bonehead Atkins fad, with his fresh meat fantasy at a time of prion epidemics, and drug resistant e-coli, all these mad fools paying fabulous prices to get holes in your brains or your guts, and go dribbling idiot.

I'll probably outlive all of you fruitcakes.

Posted by: Tom Hobart on March 29, 2004 08:40 PM

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>Canned organic mandarin oranges, when
>the real ones are not available at the
>farmers market, are perfectly acceptable,
>even in California.

I agree. I think it's because for some reason, unlike most fruit, canning mandarin oranges doesn't make them taste bad, just different.

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