April 07, 2004

I Don't Get It

Wonkette sends a message to the Hotline:

Blind Item: Sometimes we like to post things only about 500 Googling monkeys will get. So here goes: Note to certain self-serious, enormously expensive, unlinkably elitist, faxed political summary composers: The falcon flies at dawn.

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I don't get it either, and I'm a truffle-hunting pig.

Posted by: ogged on April 7, 2004 04:19 PM

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It's about ABC's The Note, which always capitalizes Note, uses the phrase "Googling monkeys," and is incredibly self-referentially self-important, and likes to play inside baseball.

You mean, what does it mean beyond that? Who's flying at dawn?

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Posted by: William Butler Yeats on April 7, 2004 04:40 PM

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Anyone ever get the feeling that Wonkette was over-rated?

Posted by: plain dealer on April 7, 2004 05:09 PM

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Yeats just faxed me to fix the typo. Also, from Baghdad Burning: "all the mosques, Sunni and Shi'a alike, are calling for Jihad..."

Posted by: Lee A. on April 7, 2004 05:11 PM

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I'd guess that she's referring to Charlie Cook, the editor of influential faxed political summary the Cook Report, which reported today that many GOP senators are preparing to challenge Bush on Iraq strategy. I'd further guess that she's got some inside skinny about Senators Lugar, Hegel or (most importantly) McCain preparing to deliver a body blow to the Boy Warrior in the form of a speech or comment on the Senate floor excoriating the situation wew find ourselves in.

Just a guess...;->

Posted by: rickfman on April 7, 2004 05:18 PM

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So it's not about The Hotline? The one part of it I thought I did know I didn't? How depressing...

Posted by: Brad DeLong on April 7, 2004 05:38 PM

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Yeah, it's just another Wonkette dig at the Note. This one was ok, but the one comparing the Note with Dave Eggers was much more accurate, and much more funny.

The Note certainly has its faults, but it's not all bad. I wish that the people who wrote it had a bit more introspection vis-a-vis their job, though.

Posted by: Goldberg on April 7, 2004 06:07 PM

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I think Brad's right and that she's referring to the NJ Hotline.

First, The Note is not prohibitively expensive nor is it unlinkable. And though the Hotline in its present incarnation is available on the web, it did begin as a daily fax.

Oh, then there's this, from today's National Journal Last Call: "A word to certain bloggers: Snark is like raw oysters. You enjoy them on certain occasions and when you know you can get good ones, but if they were all you ate they'd make you sick."

On Wonkette's site she is said by the Washingtonian to "Gleefully traffic in snarky gossip."

Posted by: Matthew Langer on April 7, 2004 06:12 PM

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Replace "Washingtonian" with "Jack Shafer of Slate."

Posted by: Matthew Langer on April 7, 2004 06:15 PM

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Lugar has his own Middle East Internationlly based policy.

http://lugar.senate.gov/pressapp/record.cfm?id=219740

Mr Bush could use some help but he does not usually take advice.

Posted by: bakho on April 7, 2004 07:03 PM

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Speaking of Hegel, there is this by the philosopher: "At dusk, the owl of Minerva spreads its wings."

Posted by: William S. Gordon on April 7, 2004 07:57 PM

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William,

Ever since Innes and McLuhan I've had trouble keeping those damned owls and falcons straight.

Posted by: David Lloyd-Jones on April 8, 2004 06:34 AM

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david, and what about red-tailed kites?

Posted by: big al on April 8, 2004 09:43 AM

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I've always seen the Hegel quotation, and still don't know what it means.

Posted by: goethean on April 8, 2004 01:55 PM

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oh...I googled the phrase and Singer's website says it means: "philosophy understands reality only after the event. It cannot prescribe how the world ought to be."

cool.

Posted by: goethean on April 8, 2004 01:56 PM

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I'll put four bucks on Cook Report in the sixth.

Posted by: s.m. koppelman on April 8, 2004 02:07 PM

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William Gordon: `Speaking of Hegel, there is this by the philosopher: "At dusk, the owl of Minerva spreads its wings."'

goethean: "I've always seen the Hegel quotation, and still don't know what it means."

It means hindsight is 20/20.

Posted by: bza on April 8, 2004 03:23 PM

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Or, more generally, that understanding is always long in coming.

Posted by: bza on April 8, 2004 03:24 PM

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Yeah, Wonkette purports to be a drunken slut, but she's just putting on airs. Really she's just a failed philosophy major.

Hm.

The pigeon of Thor flies at noon?

The loon of Bacchus flies around three-ish?

The partridge of --

GONG!

Posted by: Zizka on April 8, 2004 03:57 PM

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The Eagle has landed.
Mesopotamia. Kut.
Anybody remember Easter 1916. The Irish lost, or did they?

Posted by: AllenM on April 8, 2004 05:25 PM

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I think untelevised.org solves it:

Decoding Wonkette


For those scratching their head over Wonkette's "Blind Item" today, this should clarify a thing or two.

According to Jack Shafer of Slate Magazine:

Now, where I came from, if you intend to kill the puppy for fun, you must first make friends with it for a few days so there's a whiff of surprise when the slaughter arrives. Not so with Gawker and Wonkette. They're so fixated on the hunting of the snark that they're prepared to flame everybody to a crisp.

A mysterious entry in today's National Journal Last Call:

A word to certain bloggers: Snark is like raw oysters. You enjoy them on certain occasions and when you know you can get good ones, but if they were all you ate they'd make you sick.

And this similarly mysterious follow-up entry on Wonkette:

Sometimes we like to post things only about 500 Googling monkeys will get. So here goes:

Note to certain self-serious, enormously expensive, unlinkably elitist, faxed political summary composers: The falcon flies at dawn.


Though, sadly, Google was of no assistance. And I'll leave someone else to interpret the meaning of the falcon part.

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