October 06, 2002
Something's Wrong with the Methodology

There must be something very wrong with the methodology of this study:


The World's Funniest Joke - - Official By Corey Ullman | LONDON (Reuters) - After a year of painstaking scientific research, the world's funniest joke was revealed on Thursday. In a project described as the largest-ever scientific study into humor, the British Association for the Advancement of Science asked Internet users around the world to submit their favorite jokes and rate the funniness of other people's offerings. More than 40,000 jokes from 70 countries and two million critiques later, this is it:

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'

"The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: 'Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'

"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, 'Ok, now what?'"

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This joke is the Least Common Denominator of world humour. It just shows that people across the planet have VERY different senses of humour. Personally, I have tried translating French jokes in English, only to ridicule myself (I know what you think...) So, since then I have been trying to develop split humour personalities...

Posted by: Jean-Philippe Stijns on October 6, 2002 06:11 PM

I need to correct myself, this joke is in fact supposed to be the largest common denominator... Gee, either the methodology is really wrong, or folks around the planet really don't share much together...

Posted by: Jean-Philippe Stijns on October 6, 2002 11:58 PM

OR, the Chinese find it incredibly funny.

Posted by: Euge on October 7, 2002 05:52 AM

An indirect expression of anti-Americanism? Plays up our stereotypes pretty well.

Posted by: Ben Vollmayr-Lee on October 7, 2002 06:08 AM

I must admit to finding the joke funny but then I would.

A favorite Larry Carson cartoon shows a flying-saucer with suitably alien-looking creatures visible in the cockpit. Strapped on the saucer in front of the cockpit is a SUV with human skeletons leaning out the front windows. Strapped on the front bonnet of the SUV is the skeleton of a deer.

Few overseas observers of the UK can have escaped noticing press reports of the continuing lively public debate here over whether the government should enact legislation banning fox hunting. Now, as a townie by habit and inclination I have never seen a fox hunt so don't feel adequately informed to comment.

The strange thing is that in this very urban part of London, there are lots of foxes. It is not so much a question of the foxes being tame as their having tamed the resident human population. Foxes amble across heavily trafficked roads and the traffic slows or stops to let them pass. A week or so back in the early hours I was awakened by strange screeching sounds so went out to the road to investigate and saw, 50 yards away down the road, three young foxes engaged head-to-head in an altercation - or discourse, for all I know. On noticing their privacy had been invaded, they strolled off into bushes the other side of the road. Two years back on returning home mid-afternoon from shopping, there was a fox fast asleep on my small back lawn. The local motto seems to be: Live and let live.

Posted by: Bob Briant on October 7, 2002 06:25 AM

I took the joke home, studied it well, delivered it in my best joke form to my wife. She stared at me. Asked her if she wanted to read the runners-up for herself. She declined. This is the woman who told me the "which part of the body goes to heaven first?" joke, the 13-martini joke, and many more that will, nay must, go unmentioned. The joke just ain't funny. The punch line is visible from a mile away.

K

Posted by: K Harris on October 7, 2002 07:17 AM

Is it relevant to note that the Big Mac is the world's most popular sandwich?

Posted by: jda on October 7, 2002 07:24 AM

I think so. I'm afraid to ask myself what must be the world's most popular movie or television show... Who knows, the world's most popular musician may still be... Elvis! %-)

Posted by: Jean-Philippe Stijns on October 7, 2002 10:12 AM

Of course part of a joke being funny is not knowing what happens, and now that this has been declared the "funniest joke in the world" everyone is going to hear it, thereby negating whatever suprise factor it may have had. In fact any announce funniest joke is going to be self-negating by definition.

Posted by: Matthew Mullenweg on October 7, 2002 12:00 PM

Enjoy Bob Briant's fox stories.... There is an interesting study on the "self"-regulation of fox populations that was just completed in England:

http://www.nytimes.com/2002/10/08/science/life/08FOX.html

Can not imagine hunting fozes for "sport." Yuch.

Posted by: on October 8, 2002 12:00 PM

It's a clever joke, not the best, but what do you expect from an online poll? Most cultures can relate to hunting, so it's not surprising this came across to a broad population.

Posted by: Mike on October 9, 2002 11:20 AM

>I'm afraid to ask myself what must be the world's most popular movie or television show...

I don't know if this is still true, but in the late nineties I think Baywatch was the most widely watched television show in the world.

Posted by: Tagore Smith on October 12, 2002 07:49 PM
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