February 06, 2003
Deficiencies of Modern Vocational Education

Deficiencies of modern vocational education. Courtesy of Patrick Nielsen Hayden's Electrolite, which finds another amazing clerical website ("clerical" in the sense of "clergy" rather than of "clerk"--never mind that long ago they used to be the same word):

What they do teach in seminary:
  • Old Testament: Pentateuch, Wisdom, Prophets, Lesser Prophets, Psalms, Writings.
  • New Testament: Four Gospels, Letters of Paul, and other infinitely variable combinations
  • Greek
  • Hebrew
  • Liturgy
  • Pastoral Care: Rogerian and Whitehead Models of pastoral conversation
  • Field Education: in which the Field Ed supervisor, usually the Rector of a local church, gets a Youth Group leader for a semester.
  • Theology: Systematic and Foundations and other elective perversions.
  • Preaching
  • Canon Law
  • Christian Education
  • Christian Ethics
  • Bioethics
  • Human Rights
  • Christology
  • Church History (I actually stood at the ancient tomb of the Venerable Bede at Durham Cathedral in England this summer and cursed him for having to read his History of the Church in middle English)
  • Anglicanism (insert the appropriate -ism for your denomination)
  • Clinical Pastoral Education - in which the seminarian approaches and occasionally exceeds the limits of his/her ability to endure an endless summer of colonoscopies by peers.

What they should teach in seminary:

  • Small business management
  • Yoga
  • Desk-top Publishing
  • Alternative spiritualities
  • How to relate to people who think you are God
  • How to relate to people who think you are Satan
  • Small engine repair
  • The difference between annuals and perennials
  • How to keep from thinking you are God
  • How to keep from thinking you are Satan
  • Landscape Design
  • How to relate to your Music Director who thinks you are Satan
  • The Music Director is incapable of thinking of you as God
  • Electrical Contracting
  • Masonry
  • Plumbing
  • How to relate to the Altar Guild who thinks you are Satan.
  • The Altar Guild is incapable of thinking of you as God
  • Telephone repair
  • How to relate to your Office Manager who tells you not to ever touch the office machines while she's away.
  • How to buy something you desperately need but have no money with which to pay.
  • How to get the church Matriarch to think something's her idea.
  • How to age bills gracefully.
  • How to keep from counting the days to retirement.
  • How to tell someone at three in the morning that their teen-ager has just been killed in a wreck.
  • How to have a relationship with your family
  • How to continue to have a relationship with God (who?)
Posted by DeLong at February 06, 2003 04:46 PM | Trackback

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This would be a little easier to take seriously if he hadn't made the big point about being forced to read the Venerable Bede in Middle English, a language that didn't exist until 300 years after Bede left us. Bede wrote in Latin, and there exists a translation into contemporary Old English, better called Anglo-Saxon. I've read just enough of the Anglo-Saxon Bede to have found it very beautiful.

I'm enormously curious where in this world of ours anyone is "forced" to read it, in whatever putative original language.

Gene O'Grady

Posted by: Gene O'Grady on February 6, 2003 09:57 PM

RE: what they "should" teach...

These are the kinds of things newly commissioned US military chaplains are drilled in by their commanders and NCOs.
Although the "yoga" might be supplemented, or even replaced, by vigorous daily calesthenics.


Posted by: Melcher on February 7, 2003 04:15 AM

All fields that are in competition for human capital will have such a gap between what they teach their students and what their students actually need to know for their professional work. This is necessary because a truly realistic teaching curriculum might scare away many students.

At the risk of being labeled totally cynical (I'm not, but in rare cynical moments I make comments like this), a few skills which should be taught to would-be _economists_ include:

* Bootlicking with subtlety(for undergraduates preparing to enter graduate school).

* Networking, i.e., how to pretend you are interested in a fellow economist's work and research when in fact you only value his or her connections.

* Anti-econometrics. One entire semester on how to distinguish bullshit econometrics from the real thing-- essential for the people running refereed journals.

* Insomnia for Tenure. i.e., how to be a good teacher, consciencious researcher, prolific publisher, good husband and father given a specific time allotment.

* Politics 101: How to tell when an elected official wants you only for your name recognition in order to back up his policies, regardless of what you yourself think.

* Politics 1001: How to tell when an academic economist has tailored the assumptions in his model/analysis so that its conclusions fit his political preconceptions.

* Mathematical Economics 101: How to understand that _all_ mathematical models are potentially misleading, and how more is learned from criticizing them than from understanding them (though the latter is a necessary first step).

No, I do not think this way all the time and I like economics, I really do. But I still think that the above is a small slice of reality. As it is, starting students in all fields have to deal with this adverse selection problem.

Posted by: andres on February 8, 2003 10:25 AM
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